Twoku:
Black Friday has changed / something frightening into / something fabulous!

Threeku:
Life would be better / if I never heard the words / “Black Friday” again.

Photo Credit: NOT MY IMAGE, but rather pilfered and borrowed with the best of intentions from the website http://www.investopedia.com and no idea where they got it from (most likely a stock image).  The image is offered here as a newsworthy illustration, All rights retained by the owner.