Speedo to fat man: / what possessed you to buy me? / thoughts of someone slim?

Twoku: Speedo asks / why did you buy me / slender thoughts?

Topical Note: this haiku began as a response to a 2010 (or was it 2011) Facebook status post by Heidi Ravis (one of the Haikook’s inspirations and gurus).

Image Note: the underlying image of the big guy in a Speedo is pulled from a blog called “My life as a foreigner” (http://www.mylifeasaforeinger.com/) by a Canadian girl who fell in love with a Danish cowboy, and moved to Denmark, where she marveled (in one post) at how European men love to wear “Speedo minimus” swimming attire, despite their less-than-visually-appealing reality…  Oh, and I think she pulled the image from somewhere else (unknown source) and then I did a little foto-fiddling and image blending on it (trust me, you do not want to see the details!)…  🙂

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