Twoku:
Speedo asks / why did you buy me / slender thoughts?

Topical Note:
This haiku began as a response to a Facebook status post by Heidi Ravis (one of my inspirations).

Image Note:
The underlying image of the big guy in a Speedo is pulled from a blog called “My life as a foreigner” by a Canadian girl who fell in love with a Danish cowboy, moved to Denmark, where she marveled (in one post) at how European men love to wear “Speedo minimus” swimming attire, despite their less-than-visually-appealing realities. Oh, and I think she pulled the image from somewhere else (unknown source) and then I did a little foto-fiddling and image blending on it — trust me, you do not want to see the details!  🙂